Because I found what appears to be
a battery-operated chew TOY...
The Big Bang Theory Season 6, Episode 19
Buying a little TOY every now and then
helps me fill that void.
The Big Bang Theory Season 8, Episode 22
One TOY at a time.
The Big Bang Theory Season 8, Episode 22
To what? Toy Story?
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 1
So bottom line,
I'm just a bought-and-paid-for sex TOY.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 16